Experts believe women are better than men at multitasking. Therefore, in this 10-minute performance I put my femininity to the test by simultaneously exercising, making pancakes and capturing the likeness of my muse, the male burlesque dancer British Heart. Please note, I was also curling my hair and listening with the third ear as audience members offered dreams to be analysed. The piece was actually made in homage to a man, John Kilduff the inventor of Let’s Paint TV who exercises, paints, blends drinks and takes calls on live television in Los Angeles.

Performed at I’m with you at MKII in Hackney.